Mommy Jokes

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's