Because they are ugly and they stink.
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Coffee Mug
Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!
It makes their makeup run.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Nostalgia
Black magic doesn't work.
It was Pirated.
Too-wet-to-woo.
Too wet to woo' !
I am saury.
You stink at telling jokes."
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Ex-stinky
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
She should play the lottery too !
Nothing. She's already been told.
They don't have wives
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Ulta Magnus!
