How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.