How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.