Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.