Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.