What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.