What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.