What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

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What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco