Cuatro Cinco Jokes

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

4 Mexicans Jokes More 4 Mexicans Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh