What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling