What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe