What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.