' 90 Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

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Word of mouse.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

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How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)