' 90 Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

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What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.