How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.