What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.