What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11