The get all you '90s references.
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
There's never a line for the bathroom.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
They all have frosted tips.