What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

What that?

What's what ' 'What's up dawg ' 'Nothing much hbu' '... Oh hahahahahaha '

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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Where do you find a five year old with no legs?

Exactly where you left him

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.