How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!