How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date