How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!