What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.