What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!