When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.