How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12