He dumped his girlfriend.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
His first mate.
It was Valenswine's Day.
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Mary Jane dumped him.
He dumped his girlfriend
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack