How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12