How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner