When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.