What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.