How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ?

Adeline extra to the letter !

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.