How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

Well...

That’s a deep subject.

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Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!