How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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Well...

That’s a deep subject.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.