How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.