What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere