What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.