What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning