What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.