What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.