What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!