What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

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