What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.