What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."