Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.