How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish