How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

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A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish