Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

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One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here