Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Neither can finish a play.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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She loves cheap bills

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Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Ubisoft Jokes More Ubisoft Jokes

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard?

Ubisoft.

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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I ain't no snitch.

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Boneless Chicken Jokes More Boneless Chicken Jokes

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.