Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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She needed more concentration.

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

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An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

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Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Because their eggs stinked!

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.