What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.