What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!