What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.