Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Good Player Jokes More Good Player Jokes

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

Who is the best player on the Texans?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.