Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!