Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Who is the best player on the Texans?

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Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: