Watt Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

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Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

British Jokes More British Jokes

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"