What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.