Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend