Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.