What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D