Why did the crab jump out of the water?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.