Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.