Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.