Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S