Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.