Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.