Why did the crab jump out of the water?

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.