Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Previous Random Joke Next
Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.