Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.