Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally