Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.