Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.