Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.