Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again."

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!