Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Who survives?

America.

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.