Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.