What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Previous Random Joke Next

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.