What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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They know how to tuck away junk.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...