What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!