Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.