What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!