What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.