What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.