What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"