Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.