Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.