The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Spocrates.
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Under his buckin' hat.
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.