How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.