How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.