How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.