The man responded, "Like a glove".
He parks his car, man.
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
They pull up their pants.
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
A nun with a javelin through her.
You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it
