What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!