What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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An **Arrr**my

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them