What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.