What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.