What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Drivin ' Nut Jokes More Drivin ' Nut Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."