What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Ye Jokes More Ye Jokes

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Drivin ' Nut Jokes More Drivin ' Nut Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"