What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.