What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.