What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.