What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor