What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.