What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"