What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates, pirates ?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.