What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"