What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."