Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.