Handcuff Jokes

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

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