So they can be driven while handcuffed.
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So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous
So they can drive with the handcuffs on.
A. Trustworthy.
Re-fried beans!
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
Holding their hands up
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
A Ronda Rousey fight.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
No potatoes.
A: Wait at the buzz stop.
Both are yellow and can't drive.
Oh look, they're done.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
They both got their fur low.
