Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.