Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"