Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."