What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest