Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
In the toilet.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
A goddamn riceist
A: An inj-oink-tion.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Sir Lunchalot.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
You can have my beer if you let me go."
